Sunday, September 6, 2009

Sept 6th, 2009

On the bus to Kuala Lumpur from Singapore. What an adventure so far this morning. I had asked for a wake up call at 7:45am as I had pre-purchased a bus ticket for 9am. I set my alarm on my cell phone for 7:45 just in case. I woke up at 8am to my alarm buzzing and scrambled to get ready. As I was I getting my things together I noticed the sound of pouring rain. ‘Great’ I thought, realizing I’d had to trudge with my things through the storm to the bus station. I went to collect my laundry, which I had left drying overnight, as it was still wet when I had gone to bed. It was now completely soaked due to the storm (the drying area was semi-covered and the guy who worked there had been moving things when it had rained previously. I’m not sure why he didn’t move anything this time). With the morning off to a fantastic start, I scrambled to get ready and ran to the front desk at what I thought was 8:30. Turns out it was 9:30. I had missed my bus. I had forgotten to change the time zone on my cell phone when I arrived in Singapore, although the wake up call that never came would have saved me. I kept a level head and explained to the guy behind front desk my situation. He apologized for not waking me up and said how he thought I was already awake since he had seen me at 4:30 (I woke up to take a piss and then had to ask him to help me with the A/C). Who in their right mind thinks someone wakes up at 4:30am for a 9:00 bus I’ll never know, although considering I’m always late and was again in this case maybe I should start! The guy at the desk called and my pre-purchased ticket was non-refundable. Another bus company had a bus leaving for KL at 10am but another ticket was S$30 and I only had S$20 left. I had American and Taiwanese but I knew I wouldn’t have time to hit a money changer and still catch the 10am bus. The guy was willing to loan me S$10 until the next time I’m back in Singapore. I hope to come back for the F1 race at the end of the month but I’m not sure how likely that is. If I get a chance I’ll mail him the money. Crossing the border into Malaysia was cool, disembarking the bus to cross the border and then re-boarding after. Much better than Jason and my experience crossing over into Cambodia (see below).

Singapore was cool. I said goodbye to my folks on Wed. Sept 2nd and flew to Singapore on my own. It’s a noticeable difference traveling on my own. When I was traveling with Jason we were fairly compatible travel companions because we could handle packing a lot of things into one day. With my family, even though we had a strict structure of tours to follow they still struggled with it. I’m guessing it was a combination of indifference and jet lag. I realized how this is also the first time I’ve really ever been on my own for an extended period. Even living away from home I was always surrounded by friends. It’s a big adjustment but I’ve taken comfort in the fact that I’m not alone in feeling this way. I have met a ton of people who were in the same boat but were also just coming to terms with the initial culture shock, something I was fortunate to have long overcome in Taiwan. It’s been an odd experience offering guidance to these lost souls while being relatively new at this myself.

Getting back to Singapore, I spent four days (more accurately afternoons and evenings) exploring the city. Day one, I arrived at 12:30am on Jetstar. The MRT was closed so I had to take a cab. Here I was introduced to the “after-midnight fee,” a ludicrous rule that states that cabs can charge 1.5x the metered fare just because it’s after midnight and they’re the only form of transport available at that hour. I had hoped to go clubbing one night since I had heard very good things (beautiful Indian women + good clubs = win) but after learning of this bullshit taxi rule and that the MRT only ran until midnight I decided against it. I fell asleep after an hour of worrying about the top bunk smothering me to death (I hate bottom bunk).

Day two: I walked around little India on a mission to find a new side bag. I had purchased a knock-off converse POS in Bangkok but it was already falling apart. Plus it was too small to fit all my things (netbook, camera, wide-angle lens (!!), money, travel docs, etc.). On the advice of the hostel desk guy I ventured out to the Mustafa Centre. This place is Singapore’s version of Honest Ed’s, except a little less tacky which I guess takes away a little of it’s charm. However, the shear chaos of the place, packed with every product imaginable and half the population of Little India to boot, make it a neat place to explore. I found a decent bag and was on my way. Headed back to the hostel to do laundry before venturing out to the Singapore zoo for the Night Safari. Singapore’s zoo was world class. Boasting three parks on the premises; the main zoo, a bird sanctuary and the aforementioned Night Safari. I knew I didn’t have time (and money and energy) for the other two so I focused on the Safari, since a guy I met at the hostel recommended it. “Get there early” he had said, you’ll need at least 4 hours for everything. I arrived at 5:30 to cloudy skies and as I got off the city bus it began to rain. I waited it out and fortunately it stopped just before the park opened at 7pm. The night safari was a treat. Looking at animals in enclosed habitats takes on a new element of surrealism at night, as the barriers seem to melt away in the darkness and you find yourself staring at a leopard sleeping on his back less than a foot away from you. There was an animal show which featured animals walking out (or for the stage frightened ones, sometimes not). The show had a very half-hearted message of conservation through out, highlighted by having otters putting recyclable waste into the appropriate bins. After I took the tram through half of the park, passing sleeping lions, packs of deer roaming freely next to the train, and rhinos eating silently while weighing the pros and cons of charging us. Some other highlights included 3 hippos sleeping side-by-side in the water and this very strange ant-eater/hippo type animal standing next to the road munching away as we passed. I got off the tram at the Leopard path and walked around. Saw more big cats as well as these amazing flying squirrel and bat habitats. The way these work is that you have to walk through 3 sets of doors into a caged environment (but again, because of the scarce lighting you don’t really notice the cage) and then you’re just standing in the open with these animals. In the case of the flying squirrels they’re sitting perched in the tree tops, free to jump from tree to tree above your head. I had a half eaten bag of chips which I clutched closely as the furry critters eyed me from above. The bats were much of the same, except there were these fearless fruit bats who flew right by my head and these foot-long (body size, not wing span) furry ones hanging upside-down from the trees who screeched as I walked past. I had climbed through a bat cave in Thailand where the bats only voiced their displeasure with us invading there space but they never flew this close to me.

Day three: I went to Orchard Rd. during the day since it had been raining and I wanted some place I could duck indoors if the weather turned again. Orchard Rd. is the materialist’s mecca of Singapore, a smattering of shopping malls selling every overpriced designer brand imaginable. Being on a budget and not really having any interest in that kind of thing I took more notice of the architecture of the buildings. Some were quite cool. It seems like every building these days has a “crystalized” look to it, with plenty of glass and jagged edges. It’s a look I enjoy in a nerdy “it reminds me of a space station” kind of way. After wards I went to Newton’s Circus, one of Singapore’s many food bazaars. A food bazaar is essentially a ghetto outdoor food court with food stalls and hawkers swarming every poor tourist who enters. It was my turn to play poor tourist so I got talked into buying a tasteless plate of chicken and shrimp fried rice for S$5. The guys pitch was that his picture was in the lonely planet guide book I had borrowed from the hostel (it was) so the food must be good (it wasn’t). After I took the MRT to the Colonial district and did a walking tour. Since Singapore really developed from a fishing town into a major business hub under British occupation the amount of lovely Victorian buildings is vast. After passing highlights like the National Singapore Museum and a number of Gothic churches I walked along the Singapore River and ended up at a pier with the skyline to my left and the Singapore Flyer / Esplanade Theatre in the distance. I’m running out of synonyms for “spectacular,” so just know this: it was very nice. On the tip of the pier there was a mythical creature with the body of a fish and the head of a lion spouting water from his mouth. Apparently he’s the national symbol of Singapore. I had hoped to ride the Singapore flyer that night but I ran out of time. The 50 minute walking tour took me two hours since I was constantly wandering off the path and stopping to take pictures. I made sure to catch a flight the following day.

Day four: I woke up at one in the afternoon after staying up until 5am the night before. I was on Skype until 4, took a shower and then had the good fortune of having all of my dorm mates return from a night out just as I was getting into bed. They were good guys and kept it down for me. When I finally awoke I set about planning my next move, since I’m going about this trip day-by-day and figured my time in Singapore was coming to a close. I booked a hostel in KL and a ticket for that bus I never made and did more laundry. I departed at 5pm for the Raffles Hotel, a place named for Mr. Raffles, the Brit who is credited with developing Singapore into what it is today. Although it is more famously known for being the birthplace of the Singapore Sling and home to $1000/night rooms. I wandered around admiring the property and playing a guessing game of “rich hotel resident or poor tourist?” to keep myself entertained. I debated ordering a Sling at the Bar & Billiard room and somehow justified the S$23 price tag. It was the best tasting high-alcohol-content cough syrup I’ve ever had. Then I ventured back to the Singapore National Mueseum since it’s free to the public between 6 and 8. The open galleries were small but it managed to kill an hour. From there I walked to the Singapore Flyer, the biggest observation wheel in the world. It beats the London Eye by 30m. Just a quick aside, I read in the Lonely Planet that Malaysian’s are obsessed with world records, even having their own annually published record book to note their absurd achievements. This obsession is also noticeable throughout Singapore, with constant reference to things being the biggest or the best in the world.

Final thoughts on Singapore: It’s a cheaper and more culturally diverse version of Hong Kong. It’s approximately the same size (around 7 million people), also a former British colony (although it’s now independent rather than having been returned to China as HK has). Due to this the city is quite westernized, with honest people (a welcome change from Thailand) and an oddball melting pot culture with very developed China town and Little India neighbourhoods. Off to Malaysia!


Archived: Aug 30th, 2009

I'm Back in Thailand with my folks (more on that later). First an update. I got back to Bangkok and shared a cab to the airport with a South African Jewish women who works in Advertising. Of course I didn't know she worked in advertising so after telling her about my adventures in PR and asking what she did I got the "well I work in the shallow industry you left" reply.... AWKWARD. But then she quickly countered and said how I was right and everyone in Advertising hates it and wants to leave. That could've been much worse! Then I flew from Bangkok-Guangzhou and met some girl who sells freeze dried mushrooms on my flight. She took a picture of us on the airplane and emailed it to me. Awesome. Guanzhou was a shithole if I've ever seen one. A dirty, sprawling town with nothing in it. Plus I had poor English directions to the hostel, everyone only spoke Cantonese and my flight got in at midnight. I ended up in the back of a cab for over an hour while this poor cabbie stopped at every hotel he knew of to ask if they knew where my hostel was! Eventually he dropped me off at some random hotel at my insistence.... which ended up being RIGHT NEXT DOOR to the hostel we'd been looking for. Dumb luck! I met some old man at the hostel and we stayed up til 4am over beers shooting the shit. He showed me how to get the bus back to the airport the next day. Met the folks in Beijing and have been staying in nice hotels since with things like hot water and expensive internet. Beijing was cool. In one day we saw the Temple of Heaven, Tienanmen Square, The Forbidden City, and the Summer Palace. It was awesome, but since we had a guide and had so much crammed into one day I can't help but feel like we only brushed the surface of these places. The summer palace is supposed to have some of the most amazing gardens in the world.... which we didn't see. They did take us to a silk factory though. Damn tour guides... After such a long day everyone slept so I went for a walk. Couldn't find much to do near the hotel. Day 2 took us to the Great Wall of China which was amazing. So high, so steep, so wicked. After we saw a Jade factory. We didn't buy anything. We also saw the Ming Tombs which were ok. Then we went to this place where they make vases and my brother, Daniel touched one this women was painting. She yelled at him. We had lunch upstairs from the vase factory (good food) and they served up 56% rice wine. Afterward we went to see the Birds Nest and Water Cube which were quite cool to see. We didn't go inside of either, but just walked around outside instead. I insisted we go to a Peking Duck restaurant for dinner. They bring the entire cooked duck out to the table and cut it up in front of you. I thought it was awesome. My sister not so much. She ended up puking when we got back to the hotel. Chinese people seemed much pushier than Taiwanese... it was pretty night and day. Taiwan=civil, China=chaos. Then we flew to Bangkok and I had to wait for 4 hours in the airport for my families plane to arrive. It sucked. Met my folks and we went to the hotel. Day 1 we saw the Grand Palace and Wat Po, both of which I'd seen but it was cool seeing them again with a tour guide who answered questions and gave some history. There was a group of monks praying at the grand palace and they had an area roped off which my brother didn't notice so again he got yelled at. Afterward my Mom and brother went back to the hotel and my Dad, Sister and I went to see this other temple I'd been wanting to see. It was called Wat Arun and was right on the river. You could climb it to get a nice view of the city. It was cool. We took the Sky Train back to the hotel. That night we had dinner and saw a show which was kinda lame. It was a music and dance thing but even though we'd pre-paid for dinner the drinks were extra. We ended up spending 600B on drinks. Such a rip off. Day 2 we saw the floating market which was pretty cool. Very touristy though. It's just a bunch of people in boats selling fruit and souvenirs. Then we saw another Thai show which was more dancing and sword fighting and Moi Thai as well as an elephant show. Then we flew to Phuket where we are now. We've been staying at this very nice beach resort. It's very lovely looking but other than that I hate it. Despite that fact that it's a luxury resort you have to pay for EVERYTHING. Pool tables, internet, etc. and it's all very over priced. But since we're a 10min drive away from the nearest beach town they've got ya. Plus the staff are all clueless. It took me 3 days for them to help me get online! We leave Thailand tomorrow. Off to Hong Kong for a few days before my family leaves Sept. 2nd. I had planned to stay in HK for a few days but it's looking very expensive ($55US for a dorm room at the YMCA!) so I booked a flight to Singapore instead. Not sure how long I'll stay there but I'm thinking of going Singapore->Kuala Lumpur->Soeul and then taking a boat to Japan. I think that's the cheapest way. It's been nice seeing my family but after a while it'll be nice to be on my own again. Although I did kind of enjoy having a place to call "home" for a week. Packing and unpacking everyday starts getting old and I think once I start travelling I'm going to be moving at a slower pace. Spending more time in each city. Should be a blast.

Archived: Aug 18th, 2009

So that 24-hour train/bus adventure ended up being just as shitty as I'd feared it would be. When I wrote that last massive update I had four hours to kill before our train, which was then delayed another 2 hours after we got to the station. We were supposed to leave at 6:30PM but didn't leave until 9:30PM. We were stressing out because our 12 hour bus to Cambodia was supposed to leave from the train station at 7pm the next day and we weren't sure if we'd have enough time. No one we asked would give us a straight answer and sure enough we ended up getting into Bangkok at 9:30 AM the next morning, 2.5 hours late for our bus. We had the tourist info desk call the bus company for us since we'd already pre-paid for everything. The guy from the bus company's response was "the trains being late aren't my problem, what do you want me to do about it?" We quickly realized he was only testing us, and since we were polite but firm in our discussions he quickly arranged for a shuttle to take us to the bus station and then he bought us a new ticket. Very nice guy. So the bus drops us off at this sketchy food market thing and we have no idea what to do. The nice guy had handed us a phone # before we got on the bus so we knew we were supposed to call someone but a) we don't see a phone and b) having never used a pay phone in Thailand we don't know how. And by this point all the taxi and tuk-tuk drivers had swarmed and were all yelling at us to have them drive us to the border. So this woman comes over to us and I hand her the phone number and some change (I have no idea what a phone call costs here) and she calls the number and then tells us to get into a tuk-tuk who will take us where we need to go. Turns out she was lying and there was supposed to be a shuttle that came to get us but since I didn't call myself she took this as an opportunity to make some cash. So we arrive and then we get into another shuttle, and we drive to the border. We got ripped off for our visas (talking with people later we realized we paid twice what we should have) and were then told we had to change all our money to Cambodian Riels because APPARENTLY no one takes the Bot there. Turns out that was bullshit as well and everyone takes American dollars! So then we take 2 more tuk-tuks and finally arrive at our hotel. We did a tally once we arrived and between the train, buses, tuk-tuks and taxis we took 12 different modes of transport in a 24hour period. That has to be some sort of record! So we arrive in Cambodia and we hate everyone because we've been scammed so many times and we've been in transit all day and there's this guy who greets us who is trying to get us to agree to go on this tour of Angkor Wat the next day but we just want to shower and sleep so I had to get him out of our room. Our hotel ended up being a shithole (mildew smell, no soap/toilet paper, someone stole 100euro from Jason). The next day we rented bicycles and biked around Angkor Wat. It was pretty awesome despite the heavy price tag ($20 US per day!). Angkor is this MASSIVE national park with tons of huge and very famous temples. The biggest one being Angkor Wat, which is the largest religious structure in the world. They're all ruins though, which makes them that much cooler. The coolest one I saw was Ta Phrom which was the once from Tomb Raider and all the cool pictures and pretty much the entire reason I went to Cambodia, so I was super excited when I found it. The whole thing is this ruined temple that's been grown over with these MASSIVE trees and yeah... it's so amazing in person. I took a million pictures. Day 2 we skipped Angkor since it was so expensive and instead hired a tuk-tuk for the day to take us to the landmine museum. It was interesting and sad. I felt compelled to spend money there after so i bought this shirt I probably can't pull off. It's like a cotton button down shirt with knots down the front and no collar. It looks very Asian. After we had our driver take us around to see the "real Cambodia". It mostly consisted of poor people and farm land. After wards we went to get some food and we spoke to our driver about living there. He told us how the prime minister is very corrupt and is the reason everyone is so poor there (see also: landmines). When we first crossed the border into Cambodia we saw these massive casinos everywhere. So odd. Apparently they're all run by Thai business men because gambling in illegal in Thailand. So lots of money is coming in but none of it going to Cambodia. Apparently the PM also leased the Angkor park to Vietnam so none of that money coming in goes to Cambodia either! We also talked about war and how Canada is so peaceful while Cambodia is still cleaning up land mines. On the way back to Thailand I ended up sitting next to this girl on the bus. Sparked up conversation and it turns out she's from Toronto and went to high school with Devora! Small world! Anyways, we got back to Bangkok. We got a wickedly sweet hotel and just hung out. Took a day trip to see more ruins which was cool but kinda boring after having just seen Angkor Wat. Then we went to the travel agent to pick up our bags. Nothing was missing! (YAAAAY!!!!) Our travel agent was so happy to see us. She kissed us when we came in and asked us to write her a letter.... it was all very odd. After I went to the airport with Jason, dropped off my suitcase there, said our goodbyes and then I headed back into the city. I met these 2 German guys and an English guy and we went out to the bars. It was cool since they were all new to Asia so I got to show them the ropes. Having been in Taiwan and now having been in Thailand I knew what to expect. They were afraid of the food carts and the cabs.... it was funny. We went to this place called RCA. It's this cool alley with tons of bars and clubs. We found a rock club with a good cover band and sat around drinking beers and singing songs. They couldn't believe I knew Oasis and Joy Division. After that I caught a bus to Ko Samet and spend 2 nights in this tiny bungalow with a fan and a mosquito net. Spent my days on the beach reading and swimming and my nights in the bar watching football by my lonesome. There was a cool club there but I had no one to go with. So while it was lovely it was also a little lonely. Today I came back to Bangkok to that same hostel I was at before and I leave to China tomorrow..... wow big update. Til next time!

Archived: Aug 8th, 2009

Hello Hello!

I'm sitting at a surprisingly nice internet cafe beside the train station in a smallish town. Leaving in 4 hours on a sleeper train back to Bangkok (12 hours stuck on a train!) and then hopping on a bus across the Cambodia border (12 hours on a bus!) on our way to Ankor Wat. Since I last wrote I took a 12-hour train from Bangkok to Krabi (where I'm on my way back from now). Sleeper trains are pretty crazy. When we first got on we thought we'd been scammed as there were no beds in sight, just seats. Turns out the seats become the bottom bunk and the top bunk falls from the ceiling! It's surprisingly comfortable but noisy so I didn't sleep. We arrived in Sarut Thani (our train destination before catching a bus) at 3AM so I spent time wandering the train. Spent the majority of the time standing at an open door watching the countryside fly by. It was a very cool moment. When we arrived in Sarut Thani it was mass disorganization. We were told we had to wait until 7:30 for a bus that never came, and then had to take a local bus to catch our other bus. Finally we arrived at the beach in Krabi and had a fun few days. Day 1 we rode elephants which was absolutely amazing. I had reservations about the domestication of wild animals, but these seem to be pretty well taken care of. I am floored at how powerful these animals are. Our elephant managed to walk up and down VERY rough terrain with both Jason (my buddy from Taiwan) and I on it's back and our guide sitting on it's head, keeping it on task. We were walking along very rough rapids and small waterfalls through the jungle. There were a couple of times where the elephant would be walking on a very narrow overpass with 20 foot drops on either side. It was scary and exciting and quite amazing. After I was able to pet and feed the elephant (whose name was Pepsi) and I got some photos. After we had a snack and then I thought it would be a good idea to go over and pet this monkey they had nearby. It was very friendly and climbed up my arm but I'd never held a monkey before so I kept compensating for it's movements. I guess I spooked it because it turned on me and ended up biting me on the stomach. Pretty awesome. Fortunately it was through my shirt and only barely pierced the skin. I'm keeping an eye on it to make sure it doesn't get infected. The next day we were supposed to go island hopping but the water was too rough so we went rock climbing instead. This day confirmed what terrible shape I'm in. Fortunately Jason got tired around the same time I did despite the fact that he's in the gym far more than I am (being never) so I didn't feel THAT bad. Even still I managed to summit once and take in a nice view. Then my arms were way too tired and I struggled on the rest of the climbs. After we climbed through this huge bat cave and repelled down the side of a mountain. All in a day's work. Day 3 we went island hopping. It was raining on and off all day so we didn't get to spend much time on the beach. We went snorkeling and I got to feed the fish bread out of my hand which again was quite amazing. I'm loving all the nature on this trip. Our nights have been mostly quiet. We ventured out to the bars a couple nights ago looking for the guys we'd gone rock climbing with. All we found were sketchy back alley bars filled with hookers grabbing my ass and bar staff yelling at us to come to their bar. We left pretty quickly. Other than that not much else to report. Thai boy sightings have been seldom but entertaining. Off to Angkor Wat next!

Archived: Aug 2nd, 2009

I arrived in Bangkok last night and spent my first day here going to see the golden palace, only to be told it was "closed for a Buddhist ceremony" (which was a lie) and taken on a wild journey on a tuk-tuk (a 3-wheeled motorbike thing that is equal parts danger and awesome). I'd forgotten that I'd read that the palace never closes and to be weary of a scam but I forgot spur of the moment. Fortunately it worked out for the best. We were supposed to be taken for a trip to 3 other temples with a CONVENIENTLY placed stop in the middle at a suit shop. I've already seen 5+ ads for suit places since I've been here, advertising 4 suits/shirts/ties/pants for $139US. So many shotty suit places, so little time. So anyway, we went to temple #1 which was actually pretty cool. Then as we were waiting for our driver in the Tuk-tuk some guy sparks up a conversation with us and tells us how he just came back from holidays with his family and that the beaches are packed so we should book everything today. So we had our driver take us to a travel agent and now have a solid 2 week trip booked included 12 hour bus rides, riding elephants, rock climbing and beach bumming. We're also off to Ankor Wat. Should be a
great couple weeks....